this post was submitted on 13 Jun 2023
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Really Shitty Copper

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A community dedicated to making fun of Ea-Nasir, a Sumerian merchant circa 1750 BC, who sold exceptionally poor quality copper.

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I see your store here: https://lemmy.world/c/best_copper

You won't be treating customers badly now would you

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago (2 children)

All sales are backed by a 100% satisfaction guarantee*.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Is there a reason I can't post over there?

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago

Submissions must be in the form of Akkadian cuneiform on clay tablets. We appreciate your understanding.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

*.

Damn you and your fine prints! I've read that part too late, I want my money back!