Obviously I know nothing about the guy's relationship, but that's a huge red flag to me. That said, who knows, they may have a very loving, healthy and stable relationship, and this is just a jokey gripe she makes for funsies.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 8 months ago (2 children)

We do have a loving and stable relationship. Complete with kids and a mortgage! And we still fuck like rabid apes.

[–] ricecake 9 points 8 months ago (1 children)

fuck like rabid apes

You mean painfully, with jerky twitches, difficulty swallowing and ultimate brain death?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 months ago

Not sure about literal brain death but pretty much.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 8 months ago

SICK! Super happy for you my dude! Was worried with what you'd said, but, obviously, that's a single sentence.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 months ago (1 children)

It's bisad.

[–] Patches 1 points 8 months ago

NonMelancholy