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[–] [email protected] 24 points 8 months ago (3 children)

What's the point of getting dental work or a tattoo when you've already arranged for the technicians to kill you?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 8 months ago

This shit had me cracking up

[–] [email protected] 5 points 8 months ago

"Leave a pretty corpse"?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 8 months ago (1 children)

How will you feed during the zombie apocalypse without dental work?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 months ago

Soak it in water, wait as it turns to mush, then slurp.