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[–] [email protected] 37 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Son, one of these days, this will all be yours!

< gestures at crumbling 1985 tract home in car-dependent community >

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Luxury. Some day, you'll have 13 zoomers living in a shoebox in the middle of the road...

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago (1 children)

You were lucky. We lived for three months in a paper bag in a septic tank. We used to have to get up at six in the morning, clean the paper bag, eat a crust of stale bread, go to work down t' mill, fourteen hours a day, week-in week-out, for sixpence a week, and when we got home our Dad would thrash us to sleep wi' his belt.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

We were evicted from our paper bag in a septic tank. We had to go live in a lake!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Sounds like it could be a Dylan Moran bit.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

A bit older - it's from the Monty Python "4 Yorkshiremen" sketch.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Ahhh. Thanks. I love Monty Python but haven't seen all their work.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago

1985

Check out the guy with the brand new house!