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This is gonna sound like a #humblebrag but same. I've had drunken gay dudes thank me for existing because they found me that attractive. I know a decent amount of women find me attractive but it's nowhere near the same degree.
My wife is highly amused by it, but it's like damn, I'd be absolutely killing it if I was at all into dudes.
I don't even know what it is with me though. I look like Peewee Herman fell out of the ugly tree, hit every branch on the way down removing the hair from my head, got coverd in sap, then fell into a pile of hair that got stuck to my body and then the impact compressed me to 5'6 lmao
Although at that time I did have a full head of hair that was shoulder length lol
Are you me?