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[–] [email protected] 87 points 11 months ago (16 children)

If they just wouldn't have killed him he wouldn't have been able to come back and prove that he's holy. Then Christianity may not have come to existence, and we'd instead have the much cooler Roman gods.

[–] Deceptichum 16 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (3 children)

Or if instead of hiding him in a cave, they put Roman cement blocks on his feet and dumped him in the Mediterranean.

Enjoy coming back to life now arsehole.

[–] Shiggles 14 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Risky play for someone said to be able to walk on water.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 11 months ago

Yes but can he walk on water if his feet are encased in cement? Do the water resistance properties apply to the concrete or does Jesus need to do a cool handstand walk type thing in the middle of the Aegean

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