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[–] [email protected] 13 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Wouldn't it be better to say Lucifer? No one called him Satan at the time he demand equal rights.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 8 months ago (2 children)

No one called him Lucifer at the time either.

Which brings me to one of my favourite Jimmy Carr snappy QI answers:

Stephen Fry: How many of each animal was there on Noah's Ark?

Jimmy Carr, without missing a beat: None. It didn’t happen.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (1 children)

"All right, smartass, how many of each animal was there in the story of Noah's Ark?"

[–] [email protected] 1 points 8 months ago

Between two and three billion.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 months ago

Exactly. That's for sure the other wrong part of it.