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[–] [email protected] 31 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Also actual cops, like uninformed police officers who pull you over, will rob you. My friend got caught with some weed over there and while he was handcuffed they tried to get his wallet several times. He finally convinced them he'd give them some money if they uncuffed him and he gave them half of what he had. He said they would have taken all of it if they were able to get his wallet without having to beat him.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Why couldn't they get his wallet if he was handcuffed?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

He’d lift his butt cheek to one side and when they walked over to the other side of the police car he’d switch sides. They were all giggling and finally he said, “I’ll tell you what, muchacho, you take these cuffs off and I’ll give you half my money.”

(Read the next line with your inner Forrest Gump) And wouldn’t you know it? It worked.