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Zelensky Challenges Putin To Settle Ukraine War On The Dance Floor (www.theonion.com)
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Worth it just for the photo!

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[โ€“] [email protected] 9 points 9 months ago (1 children)

At least it wasn't a piano contest.

[โ€“] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago

Nice to remember that in addition to being a strong wartime leader defending his country, asking for ammunition instead of evacuating, and visiting the front lines.... he can also play the piano with his dick.