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C++ Moment (lemmy.world)

submitted 10 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 73 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (10 children)

Rust developer: I'd like to compile some code

Rust compiler: the fuck you are

[–] [email protected] 43 points 10 months ago (9 children)

The rust compiler holds your hand, wraps you in blankets, makes you hot chocolate, kisses you on the forehead before it gently and politely points out what you did wrong and how you can solve it step-by-step. It would never think of something as heinous as swearing at you, shame on you for insulting my wife's honour like this.

[–] planish 4 points 10 months ago

The rust compiler produces a flawless understanding of your code, and then quits out because understanding that code is a Nightly-only feature and you're using the stable build.

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