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[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 months ago

He was probably thinking that he was hungry due to a shortage of potatoes and that his older brother would get the farm, so he'd better come up with a different plan. I hear the US was real socialist back then, giving away land left and right.

The modern day dumbasses who come here either got a high paying tech job, fell in love with an American, or possibly both.