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So after a minute of trying to parse this, I assume his dog is named commander? Or did Joe bidens dog commander, I. E. A person who commands dogs, bite his colleagues?
Option 3: the dog is a commander of other dogs. My beagle gets orders from him at least once a week.
The dog's name is Commander.
Why did your dog bite all those people, Joe?
Also weirdly coincidental is that the US Commander is named Dog! But it gets deeper. He's actually a bunch of cats in a trenchcoat!
I made all of this up don't fact check me