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This is genuinely very clever and I'm amazed that the teacher came to the conclusion that this person didn't prepare anything
Yeah fuck him. Tell the counselor the faculty should all get together and see if with their collective strength they can remove the stick shoved up his ass.
The faculty seems like a bunch of snotty nerds. They probably dont combined have the muscle mass to remove a toothpick much less a full stick.