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[–] [email protected] 7 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (1 children)

I can do 3/4 of goat and a slice of bread

[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 months ago (1 children)

I can do a pack of bread and a chicken

[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 months ago

Verily, doth I assume thou hast acquired the king's own blessing to partake in discourse within this hallowed chamber of clandestine dealings?