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Min gode kammerat var så flink at smitte mig med roskildesyge i går.

Jeg har brækket mig 6 gange over en omgang. Jeg skider kakaomælk så meget jeg overvejer at flytte min madras ud på badeværelset, samtidig med mit røvhul føltes som om det er ved at gå fra hinanden. Jeg har ingen feber. Dog er jeg pisse træt og kan intet spise.

Har I nogle gode fif? Og hvor længe varer det her helvede?

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The original was posted on /r/denmark by /u/madszito at 2024-02-13 18:39:20+00:00.

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[–] [email protected] 1 points 8 months ago

Mofme at 2024-02-14 14:44:01+00:00 ID: kqexniv

Relinquishing junk. Stage one, preparation. For this you will need one room which you will not leave. Soothing music. Tomato soup, ten tins of. Mushroom soup, eight tins of, for consumption cold. Ice cream, vanilla, one large tub of. Magnesia, milk of, one bottle. Paracetamol, mouthwash, vitamins. Mineral water, Lucozade, pornography. One mattress. One bucket for urine, one for feces and one for vomitus. One television and one bottle of Valium, which I've already procured from my mother, who is, in her own domestic and socially acceptable way also a drug addict. And now I'm ready. All I need is one final hit to soothe the pain while the Valium takes effect.