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elle whenever my boss says "think of the big picture, elle" l'm immediately an astronaut floating silently in space tethered to my ship looking down on earth, and nothing he wants seems important or even relevant really so this strategy has backfired on him more than once is what I'm

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[–] [email protected] 87 points 8 months ago (3 children)

I love the sentiment, but also, then choosing famously the first untethered spacewalk for the photo. Why even put tethered in there.

Has anyone got something more productive for me to overthink please

[–] [email protected] 53 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Why don't you think about the big picture instead?

[–] [email protected] 26 points 8 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 25 points 8 months ago

Tethered but with a picture of untethered

[–] [email protected] 11 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Untethered... and accelerating

[–] [email protected] 9 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Also, I can't think of a situation I'd be less stressed in than floating untethered in space.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 8 months ago

Fuck that. So many criticality-one potential failures that will kill you.

Please just tether me daddy.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 8 months ago

This was my first reaction as well.