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Conspiracy theorists never have conspiracy theories against people and things they like lol.
Also, I hope whoever took the screenshot got their food from Uber Eats and the driver didn't fuck them over.
But who hates organ donors? It's a strange kind of insanity.
Religious nutters, for one. They believe that when Christ has his Second Coming he will resurrect everyone who has ever died, but only if all their organs and stuff are intact and in place. So organ donation is just a conspiracy by Satan to keep everyone from being gloriously resurrected.
I honestly wonder what they think their bodies will look like a couple decades after they die. Do they think that, because they were ‘good little Christians’, their bodies will be staying as fresh as when they were interred?
Or maybe their ‘all-powerful’ God can only restore their organs from dust if that dust is in the right spot?
Ah shit what if you had your gall bladder removed. Or you receive a transplant, do you become like an ogre with two heads
Shop accident and you lose a finger…no heaven for you I guess. Better just start a life of crime.
Believe it or not, hell.