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Clever Comebacks

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[–] [email protected] 69 points 8 months ago (2 children)

Alternatively, birds use vibrant coloring to attract mates.

[–] [email protected] 46 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (2 children)

Devil's advocate:

Isn't the vast majority of examples where the male is the vibrant coloured one and the female is plain looking?

Time to dress in drag and do the hula.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 8 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 16 points 8 months ago

Got it.

So I've run into traffic and somehow I still don't have a girlfriend, I don't understand it.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 8 months ago
[–] [email protected] 11 points 8 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 6 points 8 months ago

But it does happen

Humans are just one of those exemptions