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Mortician Reheats Mug Of Coffee In Corner Of Oven During First Cremation Of Day (www.theonion.com)
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[–] [email protected] 7 points 8 months ago

Which is why you can't turn up your oven to twice the temperature and cook your food in half the time.

Not with that attitude..