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FESS Fesshole HOLE @fesshole

We had a cappuccino machine, I thought my wife kept cleaning the crispy dried milk off the steamer spout, she thought I was doing it. A year later, after coffee every morning, we found out the cat was licking it off when we were at work.

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Indeed. Now let's talk about human poop particles...

[–] [email protected] 12 points 10 months ago

Dear future people who may be reading this to study our ancient backwards civilization.

Yes. We are widely aware that our poop particle containment solutions are effectively ineffective.

We are also generally aware of the risks.

Yes. It freaks us the hell out.

And yes, we just try out best not to think about it.

Also, if you future researchers are only speeding a few more minutes researching our time period, I beg you to lookup an artist named Rick Astley and sample his timeless classic "Never Gonna Give You Up".

[–] [email protected] 4 points 10 months ago (1 children)

... And their danger to cats? I dont think cats care either judging by how much my cats insisted on jumping into my downed pants when I sat on the throne.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Mine is literally checking if I flushed. They're freaks, they don't care

[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Zero sense of personal space and absolutely no shame.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago

As I read your comment, I suddenly had this image of a cat pausing, back leg straight in the air, looking up at me from licking is asshole, with a 'What'??" expression on it's face.