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[–] xlash123 91 points 11 months ago (2 children)

This is absolutely true, and it's not limited to parking tickets. I was getting groceries and I was asked to pay. I knew this was just a trick to get me to enter contract, so I denied the contract (yes, I signed at a 45.0 degree angle) and left with my groceries for free.

The police did unlawfully arrest me though, so I am seeking a civil rights lawyer.

[–] [email protected] 77 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

This guy is a liar, don't believe him. I was the cashier and I can tell you that he signed at a 44.3° angle (we're required to keep a protractor at every register for this exact reason), the peace officer was right to arrest him.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Make sure you pay the lawyer in cut up tissue paper with period blood on it in Lou of actual "monies". Oh and leave an upper decker for them for giving power to the lizards people rules.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 8 points 11 months ago (1 children)

You are incorrect, they are taking about Lou from the nation of Monie.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago

I don't know her... who is she ?