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[–] [email protected] 61 points 9 months ago (4 children)

I used to know a guy whose cat had that name. He got a vet bill in the mail, literally addressed to said cat. The FIB showed up a few days later asking some pretty interesting questions.

[–] [email protected] 70 points 9 months ago

"we heard you somehow managed to castrate ISIS? On the behalf of the US government, i'd like to thank you for your service"

[–] [email protected] 30 points 9 months ago (1 children)

The feline investigation bureau?

[–] [email protected] 9 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Not to be confused with the Feline Bureau of Investigation.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago

oh... I thought we were the Bureau of Feline Investigation ?

[–] [email protected] 27 points 9 months ago (1 children)

The funny part is that at first glance the FBI looks dumb, but the problem is that some criminals are idiots.

[–] xmunk 19 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (1 children)

Criminals get way too much credit in media - most of them get caught because of really dumb mistakes... a fair few simply because of bragging.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 9 months ago

The ones who don't make dumb mistakes don't get caught.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 9 months ago (1 children)

The Federal Investigation Bureau from GTA is real now?

[–] [email protected] 10 points 9 months ago

That agents name? George Washington.