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[–] [email protected] 53 points 11 months ago (2 children)

I call my wife that occasionally, but only when I ask what the word is ("what's the word, little bird?")

[–] [email protected] 36 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Does she respond "how now brown cow?"

[–] [email protected] 57 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (2 children)

I'm thinking more like: "I want a divorce, charley horse."

[–] [email protected] 14 points 11 months ago (1 children)

"Blow it out your ass, you rotting bass."

[–] [email protected] 21 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Imma gonna eat ya, Tony pizza.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 9 points 11 months ago

I'm gonna eat you out, my little trout.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 11 months ago
[–] [email protected] 25 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Bird. Bird’s the word. Ah B-B-Bird bird bird. Bird is the word.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago

Ma ma ma Uma mao mao