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[โ€“] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

You know if you take all the cables out of your body and put them zip ties, you will die.

[โ€“] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Well, that's what happens when you're not careful enough. You can't just go yanking cables! They need to be finessed. To be bought dinner, first.