My money like Lizzo, my pockets are fat

Why would the size of his pockets have anything to do with how much money he has? Certainly he doesn’t have pockets big enough to hold all of his money. He’ll, I’m broke as fuck compared to him, and my normal size pockets couldn’t contain all of my money (on payday, at least)…

Homie I’m epic, don’t be a WAP

What does he mean by “WAP?”, Ben has clearly already proven logically that a pussy ‘that’ wet is impossible, and anything approaching that level of wetness would be signs of a very serious pussy disease. Perhaps he means “weak ass person”, but those people also have major problems, the least of which being the inability to stand or walk for long periods of time, constituting a very real disability…

You’re going to prison, I’m on television

These things are not mutually exclusive, as Donald Trump has demonstrated.

My comment section all woke Karens

Then who are the people going to get this to “Billboard number one?” Are “woke Karens” known to ironically support people?