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When I ran Rime of the Frostmaiden I had a player who made a lizardfolk wizard. Lizard Wizard. The game was online so here's his VTT token.
In session 0, most of my players were getting used to roll20, so I ran a big combat to start the campaign off - ambush by ten goblins and two dire wolves.
On the wizard's first turn, he's like "I got this" leaps from the sled, sprints across the battlefield to a goblin archer, and bites the guy in two.
Wizard.
Was his name King Gizzard?
Sadly, it was "Korth" but... I think he aspired.
Missed opportunity
Goblin snack