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[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago (2 children)

#1's I blot. #2's I scrub so I think I've got the right technique going. For women at a certain time of month it's important to have absorption otherwise bodily fluids get smeared. It can get messy.

[โ€“] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago (1 children)

bidet. Seriously. Oh my god that 40 degree period from hell day when you have The Shits and you wish you could just hose the whole undercarriage....YOU CAN

[โ€“] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Ugh. Mathematics says Iโ€™m going to have to deal with the muck on a week long conference in a couple of weeks. So much prefer WFH so hosing down is an option.

[โ€“] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago

fuuuuuuuuuuuuck that

[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Thank you for the graphically detailed explanation

[โ€“] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago

You're welcome toots.