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[โ€“] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago

Lol that's my new favourite video.... All mine could understand was "11" and what the lift was saying

Here's how that turned out:

Speaker 1 00:02 What's

Speaker 2 00:04 The buttons? Hello, then, sold voice recognition technology in us the helmets. Voice

Speaker 3 00:10 Recognition technology. And left. And swollen. Ever tried voice recognition, technology. You know, they're going to Scottish accents.

Speaker 2 00:21 11.

Speaker 3 00:23 Could you please repeat that?

Speaker 2 00:26 11. 11. 11.

Speaker 3 00:33 Could you please repeat that?

Speaker 2 00:36 11. This idea was us. 11.

Speaker 3 00:50 11 minutes, i'm sorry. Could you please repeat that sign language Johnson. 11. Please speak slowly and clearly smart house. 11. I'm sorry. Could you please repeat that? 11. If you don't understand a line go away, back, came here in country. Oh, stop talking nerves that we're back here in country. Can you be racist? Please speak slowly and clearly. 11. 11. 11 11.

Speaker 1 01:48 11. 11. 11.

Speaker 2 01:59 This is a voice activated elevator please state which floor, you would like to go to in a clear and calm manner.

Speaker 3 02:08 Was that common fit? Why is it telling people to be, calm? Because i knew they say, honesty Scottish people would be gone out for months. You have not selected a floor.

Speaker 2 02:20 If you would like to get out of the elevator without a selecting a floor, simply say open the doors, please Please, please. Suck my money. Open the doors. Please, please authentic, please remain calm. Just wait for it to speak. You have not selected a floor. Use again.

Speaker 1 03:07 People out of this guy just gave you a voice and i'm gonna go to latent child free. Going up.