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Ahh cheap beer. Makes shitting through the eye of a needle just that much easier.
Isn't it nice when there's no effort, and it just... squirts out of you?
It's so easy, so carefree
No effort exerted here
Only beer squirts
And nothing hurts
Comes out just like pee
Oop yeah. The after grog bog. Coughing a little hard can result in the feeling you're about to shit yourself.
Cannot trust a single fart the day after