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suburban rule (lemmy.cafe)

submitted 7 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] ricecake 109 points 7 months ago (2 children)

'Bessie' is a preposterous name for a chicken.

[–] [email protected] 69 points 7 months ago (3 children)

Yeah, I always thought Bessie was a cows name lol

[–] [email protected] 47 points 7 months ago (3 children)

Who says cows can’t lay eggs?

And don’t say “literally everyone”, that’s a cop out answer

[–] [email protected] 35 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (1 children)

Actually I would say literally no one. I don't think it's ever come up before just now. Just so you're aware though, those things the cows are "laying" out in the pasture are definitely not eggs

[–] [email protected] 35 points 7 months ago

Well well well. Check mate, atheists!

[–] [email protected] 25 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Pretty sure Abraham Lincoln said that

[–] [email protected] 18 points 7 months ago

That's why he got shot

[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (1 children)

Mammals

[–] [email protected] 1 points 7 months ago

Monotremes would like a word.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 7 months ago

Fr. I took a double take when I read the meme. What kind of cow lays eggs?? Oh, wait... Who the heck names a chicken Bessie?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 7 months ago

that's what makes it funny

[–] [email protected] 3 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Everyone knows the proper name for a hen is Henny Penny.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago

Kylo Hen?