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NextDoor User Comes Right Out And Asks If It Okay To Set Homeless Man On Fire (www.theonion.com)

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Many homeless are already doused in alcohol especially this time of year. Gotta stay warm even if it's fake warm.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

Ok ok, so can we use fire now?