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I know it's The Onion and they're just joking, but this is not far off from what Nextdoor app was like when I was still on there last year... I had a lengthy debate with a woman on there who had been literally stalking someone because they didn't pick up their dogs poop. She was posting pictures of his house online and taking about vandalizing his property. When I pointed out that what she was planning was illegal and was very likely to end in a physical altercation and possibly with her arrest they all turned on me pretty much instantly lol
I'm really glad I'm not on that app anymore
I’m the founder of my neighborhood on ND and I refuse to even download the app today for this exact reason. It started as a great way to ask about missing pets and let people know the pickup was happening, and it became an absolute cesspool.
What ND taught me most was that people loathe and despise the homeless, they are apparently not even human beings. I assume this is because we all know deep down that we’re a missed paycheck or two away from it ourselves.
Turns out it was also a great way to discover how many of my neighbors are complete assholes.
Not as many as you would think based on the app.
NextDoor is a bad representation of every neighborhood, because the vast majority of people who live anywhere don't give enough of a shit about their neighborhood to waste their valuable time on a social media platform solely focused on it.
You'll get some decent people, those trying it out, those new to the neighborhood, the people looking for their lost pets, the occasional annoying guy who really, really, really needs people to know about his mulching business. They're all fine.
But the people you will find on there most often are the busy bodies, the HOA assholes, the NIMBYs, and most of all: the retired homeowners (boomers) whose world has become so small and insular that the goings-on of the neighborhood is a primary interest to them. NextDoor is a perfect companion to the binoculars Edith keeps on the end table by the front windows in the living room. The ones she uses to watch what those kids over at the Johnston place are up to in the garage, just in case she needs to "call someone".
For me it was a lot of little things that reminded me too much of Facebook. Hysterical political posts, childish name calling, and otherwise normal people becoming raving lunatics because someone's dog was barking too much two blocks away. When I finally left there were a lot of people shame posting pictures and addresses of where people live because they didn't like the sign they had in the yard, or thought the grass was too long. Just overall a really toxic place.
I can tell you from experience that the moderation queue there is exactly as bad as you would think, too.
Edit: the number of “keep” votes on outright hate speech, it baffles the mind.
Oh, I'm aware! I was one of the people they would ask if a post should be taken down or not. Most of the time it would be something truly vile that I would vote to remove and 8 other people would claim was just fine 😭
I think you're right. Even if it's related to addiction or some other thing, "there but for the grace of god go I" (not that I'm religious, but I like that expression)
You saw what happened in South Park with the homeless? It's a scary ordeal. /s
I wasted time and energy arguing with some absolute whopper about composting. He suddenly went off on a tangent about the waste caused by sanitary products , presumably because I'm a woman, and that's when I realised trying to make him squirm with descriptions of menstrual cups would be an absolute waste of energy and I should just stop and leave him to his nonsense rants. Deleted the app not long after, I think that and reading a load of racist bullshit about Roma people did it for me. I found a good man with van on there, but that's the only use it's had for me.
Well, this is The Onion and they are just joking, but Kentucky GOP seems to have taken it to heart:
https://truthout.org/articles/kentucky-gops-new-bill-decriminalizes-use-of-deadly-force-against-the-unhoused/
That's why they made the joke