this post was submitted on 15 Jan 2024
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[–] [email protected] 13 points 7 months ago (3 children)

Can you imagine how much of a dork you’d look wearing this thing?

[–] [email protected] 28 points 7 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 11 points 7 months ago (1 children)

It's for work-related use, not for personal use. You'd never see someone wearing this outside of the workplace.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 7 months ago

Clearly you're only friends with boring people

[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

Strap this bad boy on, head on out to the singles' bar.

...do singles' bars even exist anymore? Am I showing my age? Aw hell... they were old news even in my bachelor days.

How about swingers' clubs?
Strap this bad boy on, sashay - or strut - on out to your friendly local neighborhood swingers' club.