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submitted 11 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 30 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (2 children)

My personal favorite used to be "Long time no commit"

[–] Croquette 9 points 11 months ago

I call that a checkpoint when I do it. But I do that on my branch that will eventually be squash merged.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 11 months ago

I like to go for dark jam poetry, in those commits.

'why is anything? can it be? desolation - oh wait, that variable is mistyped!'