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[โ€“] [email protected] 45 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Hey that orphan-crushing machine is a constitutionally enshrined right. I have the right to mount that thing on wheels and drive it around to crush up orphans wherever I want! And if somebody tries to stop me and gets caught up in and jams the mechanism, I have the right to sue his estate for damages!

[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 8 months ago

Are you on patreon? I've got 20k I'd like to invest in your ideas