this post was submitted on 11 Jan 2024
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[–] [email protected] 96 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (19 children)

Taking the edge off.

Missing a 95% chance shot in Xcom and subsequently having your whole party wiped out by aliens

Pick one

[–] [email protected] 41 points 11 months ago (4 children)

Ayyyyy, if a missed 95% shot fucks things over that bad then you probably weren't handling the situation that well in the first place!

He says, as his entire squad gets eggs laid in them

[–] [email protected] 28 points 11 months ago (1 children)

A plan is just a list of stuff to go wrong.

[–] TacoThrash3r 2 points 11 months ago

That brought a tear to my eye

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