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A place to share screenshots of Microblog posts, whether from Mastodon, tumblr, ~~Twitter~~ X, KBin, Threads or elsewhere.

Created as an evolution of White People Twitter and other tweet-capture subreddits.

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Tatertots in shambles right now (i.postimg.cc)

submitted 7 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 19 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (2 children)

I am a beta to my sister because I love her and will fulfill favors for her unconditionally.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Next time you give him a ride, make a pit stop.

"Yeah Ill get you where your mom asked me to get you, but you sit here in the car while I go grab some groceries I need. You can have the windows down a little if you like."

Turns the power dynamic around real quick.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 7 months ago (1 children)

"Want me to leave the radio on, little buddy?"

[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago

Also: "Do you want me to get you a chocolate bar or some lollies champ?"

[–] [email protected] 4 points 7 months ago

I understand where you're coming from but at the very least I hope you call him out on his shit. He's 27 not 17.