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Tatertots in shambles right now (i.postimg.cc)
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[–] [email protected] 65 points 7 months ago (2 children)

I'm a turbo dude. It's like an alpha male, but women like me.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 7 months ago

i respect women and they look at me in return

[–] [email protected] 15 points 7 months ago (3 children)

My nephew who's like 12 insists this is "sigma male" but I just tell him that sounds more like ligma males.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 7 months ago

Smegma male

[–] [email protected] 9 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Tell him I said women like me. Not females.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 7 months ago

This is a meaningful distinction

[–] [email protected] 7 points 7 months ago (2 children)

Personally I'm just going to aim for the middle and be a Omicron male.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 7 months ago

Heh, you omicron males will never understand us Π-boiz 😎

[–] [email protected] 1 points 7 months ago

From omicron persei 9 or 8?