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[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago (3 children)
  1. Set appointment with your doctor.
  2. Go to appointment.
  3. Accept IV full of white shit.
  4. Wake up stoned as balls
  5. SO drives you home.

Easy money.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

You don't normally get general anaesthesia for a prostate exam? Do you at least get the lollipop afterwards

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