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[–] [email protected] 11 points 11 months ago (1 children)

This is typical propaganda from the Big Plant lobby and Vegan Church. Plants have feelings!

[–] [email protected] 5 points 11 months ago (1 children)

That's why I'm a fruitarian. I only eat fruit once it drops from the tree.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago

The Supreme Court says you are not allowed to interfere with the seed, or stand in shallow water.

It’s Grow v. Wade.