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More Realistic Meat Substitute Made From Soy Raised In Brutally Cruel Conditions (www.theonion.com)

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[–] 768 26 points 11 months ago (2 children)

This going to trigger so many >!cheeseflakes!< who have made eating cheese their whole personality.

And before any body starts screeching, I'm not even a vegan. I do mostly make vegan home at food, but you can pry my cold, dead hands out of my cheese, and I also occasionally eat fish or meat.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago (1 children)

You OK there buddy?

[–] 768 3 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I'm just cheeseposting.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Please tell me you use arch.

[–] 768 9 points 11 months ago

I’d just like to interject for a moment. What you’re refering to as vegan, is in fact, arch/vegan, or as I’ve recently taken to calling it, arch plus vegan. Vegan is not an operating system unto itself, but rather another free component of a fully functioning arch system made useful by the arch corelibs, shell utilities and vital system components comprising a full OS as defined by POSIX.