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Transcription (of iMessage exchange): “Hi, is this Paul?

Who is this

This is Erica from the dentist's office. I got your number from your file

Pretty sure this violates Hippo but shoot your shot I guess

I'm not flirting with you. We have you on video stealing thousands of dollars of x-ray equipment”

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[–] [email protected] 43 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (3 children)

steals funny glowing metal thing

Funny glowing metal thing:

radioactive cesium source Goiânia accident

[–] [email protected] 8 points 7 months ago

I'm sure I have a screwdriver around here somewhere...

[–] [email protected] 5 points 7 months ago
[–] [email protected] 3 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)