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Thanks, TCP/IP (lemmy.today)

submitted 1 year ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] xmunk 61 points 1 year ago (6 children)

UDP: Hold my beer.

[–] [email protected] 33 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Well, the packets start comin' and they don't stop comin'
Fed to the rules and I hit the cable runnin'

[–] [email protected] 34 points 1 year ago (1 children)

and they don't stop comin' and they don't stop comin' and they don't stop comin' and they don't stop comin'

-DDOS attacks

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

Didn't make sense not to ping for fun

[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 year ago

UDP: Throws beer in your general direction with no prior notice.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 year ago

Or don't. I don't care. Anyway here's the bill

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

I gave my best effort.

[–] daBeans 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

beer proceeds to shatter on the ground

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

UDP: meh

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Here's another one, catch!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

UPNP: I'm about to end this whole man's career

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago

Universal Plug'n'Play?