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[–] [email protected] 21 points 7 months ago (2 children)

I'd go with hydraulic cilinders. Lot's of people have died accidently using those, so should work perfect when it's not an accident.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (2 children)

Hydraulic guillotines already exist. My partner used them in their lab.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 7 months ago

Why was your partner killing rich people in their lab and do they need help?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 7 months ago

They are also used to cut firewood.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 7 months ago (1 children)

The main problem is the excess blood in the ship after the deed. Its mainly water and water in space uncontained is bad news. Best just to space the fuckers.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago

Just reuse the blood to power the hydraulics, problem solved