King Charles has spoken out following the release of court documents that confirmed Prince Andrew went to sex-trafficker Jeffery Epstein’s private island, with the King strongly condemning Meghan Markle for not stopping Prince Andrew from visiting the island.
“I understand that the news has today has hurt the reputation of my family for many,” said the King, “and that is why I am extremely disappointed in the actions of my daughter-in-law in not stopping this from ever occurring. When will her attacks on this family end?”
“Poor Prince Andrew, if you could see him now you would be devastated. Ever since he read in the news the documents would be released, he suddenly got over his inability to sweat.”
“We offered to get him an adult masseuse and he just burst into tears screaming ‘I miss Jeff’. The damage that Markle has done to this family, it’s just tragic.”
Following the announcement, royal correspondents at tabloids around the world have gone all in to focus all their coverage on a leak from a source within the palace talking about an incident wherein Meghan Markle allegedly didn’t say ‘bless you’ after someone sneezed.
The chaser is satire, yes. Australian. They've had a long and storied history besides the satire website.
tl;dr: Dressed up as Osama and crashed an APEC meeting that hold lockdown the entire city, getting past many international protections.
They had to give themselves up after getting way too close to world leaders because they weren’t getting caught.
Damn this is how a prank should be done, fucking hilarious. Gotta watch that show now.
Here ya go
https://youtu.be/VfGkbekihyw?si=6zHjkomRnEIUQE8K
Trojan Horse is pretty great https://invidious.snopyta.org/watch?v=JjShDCqs7jk&local=true