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[–] [email protected] 27 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (2 children)

Anyone who discovers water's actual name would have total power over it and command all the seas. Turns out water was actually an eldritch demon whose only purpose was to create a legion of legions of living creatures entirely dependent on it for their survival. One day the being that is water will be ready and their grander plans will see us all conquering the stars.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I am Mr Nimbus!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 10 months ago (1 children)

He’s gonna say that a lot.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago

He controls the police

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago

You need to relax, bud.