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Person Trying to Get Into Kink Forced to Memorize Three Pages of Acronyms (thehardtimes.net)

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 10 months ago (1 children)

It's just eye licking.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Just...

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago

I’m confused? What happens to you when you ask someone to suck your balls?