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Person Trying to Get Into Kink Forced to Memorize Three Pages of Acronyms (thehardtimes.net)

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[–] [email protected] 31 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Basically sex geeks.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 10 months ago (2 children)

What’s a sex geek?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 10 months ago

People super into hobbies, I mean. Like someone who's so into homebrew or model trains that they have abstruse knowledge and use jargon to the point of incomprehensibility.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago (1 children)

People who geek out about sex. I mean no issue with that. I'm mostly jealous.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago

Don’t worry about it. We can start our own group. Come join me and my shell fish and horse hair kink