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[–] Ataraxia 52 points 8 months ago (4 children)

I mean it says meat, not a whole living chihuahua. I'm sure a whole one would be dangerous.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 8 months ago (3 children)

They're not wrong. I put bacon in the microwave and haven't gotten sick from it. Usually I just sicken those around me.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 8 months ago

I got sickened reading this.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Microwave bacon is acceptable, but not ideal.

[–] get_off_the_phone 6 points 8 months ago (3 children)

You can make the bacon more crispy if you layer the bacon between sheets of aluminum foil.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

NOT IN THE MICROWAVE

(I'm guessing this was a joke lol)

E: actually now that I think about it you're not wrong lmao

[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago

And you can throw your phone in there to recharge it, too!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 8 months ago

That sounds like a great way to make crinkly bacon

[–] [email protected] 1 points 8 months ago

You're sickening me all the way over here.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 8 months ago

A whole chihuahua is more dangerous outside a microwave than inside.

[–] PorkTaco 7 points 8 months ago

To the Chihuahua

[–] [email protected] 4 points 8 months ago (2 children)

Cook your own dog? No child should ever have to do that. Dogs should be raw! And living!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 8 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 7 months ago

Thanks! Glad to be here