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[–] [email protected] 59 points 10 months ago (3 children)

Fortunately you can drive off a cubical Dracula with three words: "work from home."

[–] [email protected] 17 points 10 months ago (2 children)

You can’t beat a 30 second commute!

[–] [email protected] 20 points 10 months ago

Sure I can, work in an apartment building and live on the top floor so your office is only 9.8m/s^(2) away. 12 seconds to freefall and 18 seconds at terminal velocity means you can live on the 400th floor and still beat 30 seconds.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 10 months ago

Look at Mr fancy here leaving his mattress on the floor before work.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 10 months ago

Rolling onto my office chair from bed in my pyjamas, suddenly AT WORK WORKING (still three minutes late because fuck it)

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago

The power of Teams compels you!